Ha! Ha! Ha! Amy Winehouse Died Alone And Too Young! Ha!
When a young talented person dies, it always makes for the most arresting, gruesome spectacle. Away from the obvious sorrow of someone being taken too young, there’s a myriad of sideshows which compel...
View ArticleAmy Winehouse Knew She’d Join The 27 Club (Nothing To Do With S Club 7)
‘The 27 Club’ is one of the most depressing things in popular culture. That’s because its a construct of regrettably long-living music pundits, trying to put a glamorous slant on the needless, untimely...
View ArticleAmy Winehouse Has Funny, Moving Funeral
More Amy Winehouse news, and this time, something rather sweet in the face of the story’s obvious misery. This afternoon, Winehouse was cremated as music execs, band mates and friends and family got...
View ArticleBlake Fielder-Civil Could’ve Save Amy Winehouse If He Hadn’t Helped Her Take...
Amy Winehouse’s death was felt sincerely by many, including her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. He’s riddled with anguish, invariably soundtracked by a chorus of boos from those who need someone to...
View ArticleKelly Osbourne Has A Dig At Ex Via Twitter With Her Massively Loud Mouth
Say what you like about Kelly Osbourne, but… no, seriously. Say whatever you like. We’re not Kelly Osbourne so we’re not going to defend her. That’s because she’s rather fond of doing it for herself....
View ArticleInevitable Posthumous Unreleased Amy Winehouse Material Is Imminent
When any popstar dies, it isn’t unusual for record companies to rush release some previously unheard tracks, and that is exactly what is happening with the late Amy Winehouse who could see at least a...
View ArticleBlake Fielder-Civil Plans To Make Money From Amy Winehouse’s Corpse
You’d have to have a heart of coal to not care a jot about the passing of Amy Winehouse. That, or you’re indulging in an exercise in nose-pulling by saying cruel things for the sake of it, just to wind...
View ArticleGreen Day Quick Off The Mark With Amy Winehouse Tribute Song [Audio]
Green Day are one of those grotty bands that people love hating. They’re derivative as hell and sell out huge jumbodomes, grinding the gears of everyone who likes supposedly more adventurous bands. Of...
View ArticleGaGa To Play Amy Winehouse In TV Biopic? (Did We Dream This Headline?)
Amy Winehouse hasn’t been dead a month and already, we’re painted into a corner, forced to make light of it all. We kinda wanted to be respectful for a little longer but alas, the world works in such a...
View ArticleListen To Amy Winehouse’s Final Recording
Today would have been Amy Winehouse’s 28th birthday, but as you know, she passed away and joined that grotty bedsit in the sky known as the 27 Club. Before she parted, she recorded a duet with Tony...
View ArticleMichael Jackson Is The Kookiest, Spookiest Hallowe’en Celebrity
At the moment, ‘Sexy’ Dr. Conrad Murray is facing an uphill struggle in an American court as he and his team of lawyers attempt to prove he didn’t give Michael Jackson enough painkillers to take down a...
View ArticleListen To Amy Winehouse’s New Tracks Here (Or Complain About Her Drug Use)
A couple of new Amy Winehouse tracks have emerged online and on the radio (yes, people still listen to the radio unbelievably) and they are both getting a decent reception from fans. It goes without...
View ArticleDead Musicians Are In The Running For This Year’s Christmas Number One
Christmas; what a wonderful time of year. Already, town and city centres are awash with twinkling neon as they light up vomit fuelled streets and alleyways. Until Jesus’ birthday approaches, we’ll be...
View ArticlePete Doherty Is Being Haunted By The Ghost Of Amy Winehouse (Who Is Slagging...
Repulsive pus hammock, Pete Doherty, has stopped injecting scabs into his arms just long enough to decide that he’s being haunted by the recently deceased Amy Winehouse. No. Honestly. That’s what he’s...
View ArticleJarvis Cocker Says The Media Killed Amy Winehouse
When Amy Winehouse died, everyone was pretty saddened by the news. A young woman, not yet in her thirties, lost and still with a lot more to give. Shame. Of course, it was a fertile period for making...
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